So, yeah, I call this section “Non Fiction”, but a more accurate title would be “old posts from past blogs.” But “Non Fiction” sounds more legitimate, right? And I guess they are written in a somewhat anecdotal style, and they’re not lies, or songs, so I guess “Non Fiction” isn’t that far off the mark. Anyway, please feel free to peruse, and perhaps print a couple out and enjoy some meaningless drivel on the can. Oh, and one more thing – it took me a while before I realized that less is more when it comes to cursing in your writing, so please forgive the over-abundant use of the F-word in some of the earlier stories. Thanks fuckers.

Tom Waits at the Tabernacle, Atlanta, GA (08/04/06)

On Drinking… Heavily (03/09/06)

A Sick Dork Thinks About Halloween (10/21/05)

Adventures in Jazz Comedy (10/14/05)

Falling Towards Adulthood (08/19/05)

The Weird Girls (08/10/05)

Island Time (08/05/05)

A Stable Friday (07/28/05)

Laughter and Toasts: Santa Barbara, Volume II (07/15/05)

Pirates and Ghosts: Santa Barbara, Volume I (07/13/05)

Let’s Talk About Ceilings (06/26/05)

Leaping (06/21/05)

The Leatherman Chronicles: Full-Frontal in L.A. (06/01/05)

Drinking Buddy (03/02/05)

New Years Eve ‘04 – Part II (01/12/05)

New Years Eve ‘04 – Part I (01/07/05)

A Christmas Barrel (12/22/04)

Martinis and Vicadin (11/18/04)

The Leatherman Chronicles: “If It Don’t Hurt, It Ain’t Worth It” – Part II (09/18/04)

The Leatherman Chronicles: “If It Don’t Hurt, It Ain’t Worth It” – Part I (09/16/04)

The Leatherman Chronicles: Vegas: Good Times, Good Friends, and a Judas Priest Cap (05/18/04)

Upper Desk (03/25/04)

Useless thoughts on cars and phones… (02/18/2004)

Sofa, so good (01/24/04)

The Jester and Clark (01/03/04)

Wallet Chicken (12/02/03)

The Dating Scenario Part I (10/23/03)