Hey gang, what’s the haps? How’s 2010 treating you so far? Are you as excited as I am that we’re now only 102 years away from year 2112? That’s right, only 102 short years until we can finally toss out all those tired old New Years Party songs and ring in the new year with “The Priests of Syrinx.” I can barely contain my excitement. Other than that, I haven’t had time to write any posts as I’ve been furiously scribbling my memoirs for my new book, “Bones: Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin.” I think the title has a certain ring to it. Then again, having two colons in the title might be a bit awkward. Maybe I’ll switch it around a bit. Maybe “Going Rogue: An American Life by Sarah Palin by Bones”. Hmm, they’re both pretty strong titles. But I’m still open for ideas – please let me know if you have any suggestions.
What else? Oh yeah, I just cracked open my latest homebrew. And I’m very pleased to say that it rules! It was my seventh and last batch of 2009, and the best one so far. Awesome. Ladies and Gents, please welcome The Kasinka Russian Imperial Stout.
Kasinka Russian Imperial Stout
Yesterday I started a new batch – a Nut Brown Ale made from ingredients that my friends Jaguar and Jamie gave me for Christmas. Next weekend I’ll be transferring it to the secondary fermenter and tossing in a bunch of Georgia Pecans. Delicious.
Oh, good news – my brother just started a new blog. It’s awesome. We used to write on the same blog a couple years ago, and I’m really excited that he’s picked up the pen again, cause the dude can write a hilarious damn story! Check out Stuck Behind A Mini Van - you’ll be stoked!
Well, that’s it for me tonight. Remember the tough girl from Facts of Life? What was her name? Joe, I think? She was pretty cool.
Snakes,
Bones
8 responses so far ↓
Thane // February 3, 2010 at 1:31 am |
The Temples of Syrinx. Temples. Screw your commie beer.
Dirty D // February 3, 2010 at 10:05 am |
Save one of those commie beers for your commie friend! Coincidentally I’m working on my memoir “The Audacity of Hops : Thoughts on Shunning the Fermented Mainstream”
Bones // February 4, 2010 at 10:40 pm |
Thane – Oops, my mistake. Guess I shouldn’t have tried to Rush through this post. Just between us (Entre Nous), I guess I was on a Mission with this Marathon post, typing at the Speed of Love. Will I do better next time? You Bet Your Life. I Think I’m Going Bald.
Sincerely,
(Roll the) Bones
Bones // February 4, 2010 at 10:47 pm |
Dirty – The Audacity of Hops is absolutely awesome. I’m going to shun the fermented mainstream right now and dive into a Bell’s Pale Ale. Change!
Thane // February 4, 2010 at 11:50 pm |
Be careful R.T. Bones, doing it like that is a real Bytor in the ass and will certainly put you in the Snowdog house.
Dirty D // February 5, 2010 at 11:03 am |
After you finish that Bell’s, don’t forget to tell yourself “Yes We Did!” ;)
Joe // February 8, 2010 at 12:09 pm |
I’m not looking forward to 2112! Control of the Planets of the Solar Federation is assumed by an ominous-sounding dude.
Beer looks tasty. Save me one.
As she was a girl (despite her tuff demeanor), I bet it was spelled “Jo”. “Joe” is a boy name. I’m a boy.
Book title: “Going Vogue: Bones Dresses Up Like Sarah Palin”
Bones // February 9, 2010 at 10:03 pm |
Hilarious book title suggestion!
But, would I have to wear the square glasses, you think? I hope so!!!