Comments on: On coffee tables and behind closed doors

By: shawn

shawn — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:53:29 +0000

Wow, that was fantastic! Well, it was great. Actually, it was pretty good. Umm…fair to middlin. I almost LOL’d. Almost. But not quite. Actually, more like a slight snicker. Almost. And slight.

By: Bones

Bones — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:30:29 +0000

Um, this is tough… Let’s see… Ok, so,

The bartender says, “Bleep Bloop Bloop”.

Tom replies, “That would be lovely. Thank you, X12, owner and sole-proprietor of Robot Bar.”

Was that a good one?

By: shawn

shawn — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:29:36 +0000

Quick! Finish this joke!

Tom Waits walks into a bar…

By: Bones

Bones — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:11:20 +0000

Ahh yes, good call on the Waits song! Love that unsettling little tale. And speaking of Tom Waits, it was just announced that they’re releasing a live album from his Glitter and Doom tour. Sneak preview MP3s here:

http://www.tomwaits.com/news/article/60/Topspin_Widget_Test/

Stoked?

By: shawn

shawn — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 21:07:43 +0000

That reminds me of that song by Tom Waits. “What’s he doing in there? What’s he DOING in there???”

The pirate joke is one of my favorites. I totally forgot about it.

By: Joe Herrig

Joe Herrig — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 14:17:31 +0000

“An Irishman walks out of a bar.”

By: Bones

Bones — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:58:25 +0000

That is a great one! It’s one of my favorites, along with: “A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ‘Hey man, you’ve got a steering wheel hanging from your crotch.’ The pirate replies, ‘Arrrghh… It’s driving me nuts!’”

By: Joe Herrig

Joe Herrig — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:16:04 +0000

“A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘hey, we have a drink named after you.’ The grasshopper says [in grasshopper voice], ‘YOU HAVE A DRINK NAMED STEEEEVE??’”

Incredible.